Alfa and Other Thoughts

One of the most frequent conversation between Alfisti always start like this......"Did your Alfa breakdown today?"

 

 

 

Yes, within one month after I collected my car brand new straight from the showroom, it did weird things somehow from time to time.

 

1, Open the door lock using the remote key but the boot pop up too......maybe it wanna breath some fresh air from the back!!

2, It decided not to engage 1st gear from Reverse until I tried 3 times......maybe it wanna rest for a while before get going again!!

3, It thought its better to stay in 2nd gear until 6500rpm instead of 2500rpm which is supposed to do so normally in D mode......maybe it wanted some fun or in needed for speed!!

4, Plug-in my ipod but it became CD changer mode.......maybe it thought it is a better mode to play music!!

5, It drinks 13L juice per 100KM, much more than the manual says......maybe it was just a little bit thirsty sometime!!

 

Hey, it thinks for itself and decide what to do without your command, what a great AI it has huh.......

 

But think of it this way......Who would you want as a lover?

(1) An inflatable doll which is very low maintenance, cost very little to upkeep, has no mood-swings, does not throw tantrums, does not suffer from no "break-down", won't have headaches, will do it anyway you want it, won't have that time of the month..... etc.

 

      

OR

(2) Would you rather a supermodel who pouts, whine, moan, groan, throw tantrums, is high maintenance, makes you jealous each time other men look at her, will complain about headaches, has mood-swings, run off with her girlfriends at times to paint the town red, is spontaneous, won't do it anyway you want but ask you to do it the way she wants,..... etc.

 

 

I take the supermodel anytime dude!!!

 

By the way, the main difference between Alfa and Lexus：

"Lexus is a high class Toyota while
Alfa is a cheap Ferrari "